Start with a 10 lb or so turkey
1 C melted butter
1 C stuffing (Pepperidge Farm?)
1 C uncooked popcorn (Orville Redenbachers)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350
Brush turkey butter, salt and pepper
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn and place in a baking pan with neck toward back of the oven. Listen for popping sounds. When the turkey's a_s blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.
1 C melted butter
1 C stuffing (Pepperidge Farm?)
1 C uncooked popcorn (Orville Redenbachers)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350
Brush turkey butter, salt and pepper
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn and place in a baking pan with neck toward back of the oven. Listen for popping sounds. When the turkey's a_s blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.
"He who sups with the devil should have a. long spoon".