Kitchen Puns
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Just for fun--add your favorites--

The roundest knight at the round table was Sir Cumference--his problem--he ate too much Pi.

The soldier who was exposed to mustard gas and pepper spray became a seasoned veteran.

A bomb thrown into a French kitchen produced Linoleum Blownapart.
"He who sups with the devil should have a. long spoon".
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#12
  Re: Kitchen Puns by Old Bay (Just for fun--add yo...)
Someone once refused to rent Attila a place to stay. When asked why, he replied, "A Hun is the lowest form of roomer."
(Yeah. I know. That one took a lot of Gaul.)

Bread making is the only profession where you won't get dismissed for loafing.
If blueberry muffins have blueberries in them, what do vegan muffins have?
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#13
  Re: Re: Kitchen Puns by labradors (Someone once refused...)
why am I not surprised that Rob is the first to join in?

very cute, guys, sorry I have nothing to contribute though.
Theresa

Everything tastes better Alfresco!
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#14
  Re: Re: Kitchen Puns by chef_Tab (why am I not surpris...)


Of course, there's always that egg and Chicken-of-the-Sea dish they sang about in The Lion King. You know: "A tuna frittata..."
If blueberry muffins have blueberries in them, what do vegan muffins have?
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#15
  Re: Re: Kitchen Puns by labradors ([img]/ubbthreads/ima...)
I am stealing some of these for my facebook page.
Theresa

Everything tastes better Alfresco!
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#16
  Re: Re: Kitchen Puns by chef_Tab (I am stealing some o...)
We were going to ***** a truck load of food, but we found it just wasn't palatable.
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#17
  Re: Re: Kitchen Puns by DFen911 (We were going to shi...)
"He who sups with the devil should have a. long spoon".
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#18
  Re: Re: Kitchen Puns by DFen911 (We were going to shi...)
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We were going to ***** a truck load of food, but we found it just wasn't palatable.



Maybe if you used a fork lift - or do we just have to table this discussion?
If blueberry muffins have blueberries in them, what do vegan muffins have?
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#19
  Re: Re: Kitchen Puns by labradors ([blockquote]Quote:[h...)
Well Labs I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me mentally
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#20
  Re: Re: Kitchen Puns by DFen911 (Well Labs I relish t...)
Well, jello. I see you are a straight shooter and are pudding me to the text. Let's hope that doesn't stir things up so much as to sink the conversation and make everything go to pot.
If blueberry muffins have blueberries in them, what do vegan muffins have?
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