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Going with salmon here too.
A man is out fishing in the sea, he gets a bite and reels in a fine looking salmon.
No sooner has he pulled the hook from its mouth when the fish pipes up "Don't eat me, please don't eat me!"
The guy is astounded, "What on Earth? A talking fish!" but finally says, "Give me one good reason why I should throw you back?"
"Have a heart sir, my names Rusty, I am barely mature, my whole life is ahead of me, if you throw me back, I promise, if you catch me again you can keep me"
The guy has clearly been sitting in the sun too long, not realising the money making potential to be made from a talking fish and agrees to throw him back.
Time goes along a little while and a couple of years later the fisherman is in the same neck of the woods and is astounded to pull in the same fish from the water.
"Alright Rusty! How are you doing mate? What you been up to?"
"Not too bad, been about a bit, swam here, swam there, been around the wreck of the Titanic, even wrote a bestselling book of poetry about it."
"A bestselling book? Go on, what was it?"
"You mean you haven't heard of
The Titanic Verses by Salmon Rusty?"