http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon
If you read nothing else on this page, you need to read the following 3 things (they're short reads). The last two literally had me laughing out loud here at my desk.
"The five Baconic Laws" (towards the top of the page)
Scroll to the bottom and read...
"Chapter 6 - The sins of the vegetable"
"Chapter 9 - Our lord of Bacon's morning hymn"
Barbara
If you read nothing else on this page, you need to read the following 3 things (they're short reads). The last two literally had me laughing out loud here at my desk.
"The five Baconic Laws" (towards the top of the page)
Scroll to the bottom and read...
"Chapter 6 - The sins of the vegetable"
"Chapter 9 - Our lord of Bacon's morning hymn"
Barbara
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka.