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The roundest knight at the round table was Sir Cumference--his problem--he ate too much Pi.
The soldier who was exposed to mustard gas and pepper spray became a seasoned veteran.
A bomb thrown into a French kitchen produced Linoleum Blownapart.
"He who sups with the devil should have a. long spoon".
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Someone once refused to rent Attila a place to stay. When asked why, he replied, "A Hun is the lowest form of roomer."
(Yeah. I know. That one took a lot of Gaul.)
Bread making is the only profession where you won't get dismissed for loafing.
If blueberry muffins have blueberries in them, what do vegan muffins have?
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why am I not surprised that Rob is the first to join in?
very cute, guys, sorry I have nothing to contribute though.
Theresa
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Of course, there's always that egg and Chicken-of-the-Sea dish they sang about in
The Lion King. You know: "A tuna frittata..."
If blueberry muffins have blueberries in them, what do vegan muffins have?
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I am stealing some of these for my facebook page.
Theresa
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We were going to ***** a truck load of food, but we found it just wasn't palatable.
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"He who sups with the devil should have a. long spoon".
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We were going to ***** a truck load of food, but we found it just wasn't palatable.
Maybe if you used a fork lift - or do we just have to table this discussion?
If blueberry muffins have blueberries in them, what do vegan muffins have?
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Well Labs I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me mentally
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Well, jello. I see you are a straight shooter and are pudding me to the text. Let's hope that doesn't stir things up so much as to sink the conversation and make everything go to pot.
If blueberry muffins have blueberries in them, what do vegan muffins have?