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OT- funny kid quotes - chef_Tab - 01-27-2009
I got this email the other day and thought it was cute, even some of it true.
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(1) You got to find somebody who
likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she
should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to marry. God decides it all way
before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT
AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1)Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -
Camille, age 10
(2)No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Freddie,age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1)You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids. - Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1)Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a
treasure)
(2)On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1)I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1)When they're rich. - Pam, age 7
(2)The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that. - Curt, age 7
(3)The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the
right thing to do. - Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Ricky, age 8
And the #1 Favourite is.. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. - Kelvin, age 10
Re: OT- funny kid quotes - farnfam - 01-27-2009
HAHAHA very cute Theresa, and you're right, some even true
Re: OT- funny kid quotes - Roxanne 21 - 01-27-2009
Re: OT- funny kid quotes - cjs - 01-27-2009
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Ricky, age 8
Geez, spewed coffe over everything!!!
Re: OT- funny kid quotes - farnfam - 01-27-2009
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Ricky, age 8
Reminds me of the time I said I wished that James and I had grown up together and been childhood sweethearts. Casey said, with a sly grin "I'd be alot older wouldn't I Mommy"
Re: OT- funny kid quotes - Gourmet_Mom - 01-27-2009
I agree...I almost spit wine all over the screen on that one!
Cis...what a little precious you have there!
Re: OT- funny kid quotes - Harborwitch - 01-28-2009
And we think kids don't pay attention???
Wise little ones aren't they! Very very cute.
Re: OT- funny kid quotes - Mare749 - 01-28-2009
That's hysterical! Thanks for posting!
Maryann