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Welcome my dear Friend. - Harborwitch - 05-05-2008
I am hoping that she will check her email and come play with us today! I've known her since before I knew Bob and just lately we've been playing in the kitchen together. She's a great lady and cooked Bob and I a fantastic dinner last night!
Welcome Sweetie!!!!
Re: Welcome my dear Friend. - DFen911 - 05-05-2008
And the mystery woman is.....?
Re: Welcome my dear Friend. - firechef - 05-05-2008
Either the mystery continues or Sharon has this poor woman slaving away in the kitchen for her and Bob...
Re: Welcome my dear Friend. - Old Bay - 05-05-2008
I know!! It's Miss Scarlet in the broom closet with the knife!!!
Re: Welcome my dear Friend. - DFen911 - 05-05-2008
Maybe it's her split personality..I know that mine sometimes...
what..? Your other personalities don't...oh no...
**calls the doctor**
Re: Welcome my dear Friend. - labradors - 05-06-2008
Quote:
**calls the doctor**
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the MotherShip.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the guns down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
Re: Welcome my dear Friend. - cjs - 05-06-2008
oh geez, lab
Welcome 'Sharon's friend' - come join the neighborhood fun! Denise should be right back with the jello shooters, haven't had those for a while...
Re: Welcome my dear Friend. - Harborwitch - 05-06-2008
Come on Sweetie - quit playing in your yard and come play with us!
Don't be shy, no one here bites, might bark a bit - but biting is not allowed.
Re: Welcome my dear Friend. - DFen911 - 05-06-2008
Ah Ha!! See LJ I told you biting wasn't allowed!!
Re: Welcome my dear Friend. - bjcotton - 05-06-2008
Well now that I'm back, maybe a little gumming would be allowed. I was without my teeth or glasses for a few days so there's not telling where I might bite.
Welcome mystery guest, my names are $hi+head, Pollyanna and/or Billy. Just decide who you want to speak with and holler