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Fried Chicken - Harborwitch - 06-16-2010
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now...
Re: Fried Chicken - cjs - 06-16-2010
go find your room, Sharon....
Re: Fried Chicken - Harborwitch - 06-16-2010
My morning routine is to get up, grab blackberry and glasses and head for the "ladies room" where I can check my email in peace. Good thing we don't have neighbors who could walk by and hear me laughing like a demented person in the bathroom.
(Of course I told Bob I usually get my first laugh of the day in the bathroom - but that's when I look in the mirror
Re: Fried Chicken - Gourmet_Mom - 06-16-2010
Boy, are you in rare form today! That is funny, though!
Re: Fried Chicken - Harborwitch - 06-16-2010
Thank you Daphne. You should have heard the comedy routine I had going when I was doing all the breast cancer stuff! Talk about rare form!
There's a joke there too, but I'll leave it - Jean will send me to my room again!
Re: Fried Chicken - labradors - 06-16-2010
LOL!
Re: Fried Chicken - Old Bay - 06-16-2010
Why did the chicken cross the road? (I'll make this short).
1. Dr Phil: The chicken needed to see beyond his boundries.
2. Al Gore: To move north from global warming
3. Timothy Leary: To see the sun from everywhere in the hemisphere, and maybe others, see visions, seek blindness to avoid sight--OMG----oh oh
4. Col. Sanders: Did I miss one?
Sharon, you're my kind of gal!!
Re: Fried Chicken - Harborwitch - 06-16-2010
Thanks Bill!
One of these days . . . ask me about my radiation oncologist!
I may have been the only patient that ever put him into hysterical laughter!!!
Re: Fried Chicken - DFen911 - 06-18-2010
Oh I needed that chuckle!!
